Jim (@satirist_indian)

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Satirist by choice, Indian by birth, American by heart, Satire is the last beacon of Free Speech. RTs not Endorsements.

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2014-01-23 03:26:28

This man is radicalizing and inciting white supremacists in Europe during  #Ramadan.

Stop islam. Stop #Ramadan 

Freedom. No islam.

Stop islam. Stop  #Ramadan Freedom. No islam.

The good thing about Ramadan is that it is coming, whether you believe in it or not.

Stop islam. Stop #Ramadan 

Freedom. No islam.

Stop islam. Stop  #Ramadan Freedom. No islam.

As field reporters many of us have spent the last year covering Covid and its havoc. Despite witnessing what can happen, one is emotionally unprepared when the crisis hits close to home , when your friends, relatives get infected. It is sheer terror.Difficult to reconcile with ..

NEW: WaPo claims that the far-right is responsible for domestic terrorist incidents, based on a report by the CSIS 

The CSIS report specifically excluded the Black Lives Matter riots, said the rioters were “apolitical”

WaPo failed to mention this

NEW: WaPo claims that the far-right is responsible for domestic terrorist incidents, based on a report by the CSIS The CSIS report specifically excluded the Black Lives Matter riots, said the rioters were “apolitical” WaPo failed to mention this

First thought news of Mamatadi’s 24 hr ban was another of @BJP’s cells up to dirty tricks Then realised it WAS another of @BJP’s cells up to dirty tricks!

BJP leader  @Suvendu Adhikari • শুভেন্দু অধিকারী shared a photo of an injured CISF jawan claiming he was attacked during poll violence in West Bengal’s Sitalkuchi when four people had died in CISF shooting. But ASI SP Sharma was attacked by ‘langurs’ at the CISF camp in Jharkhand. https://www.altnews.in/bjp-leaders-share-unrelated-photo-as-cisf-jawan-injured-in-west-bengal-violen...

চতুর্থ দফার ভোটের দিন কোচবিহারের শীতলকুচি-তে @CISFHQrs সিআইএসএফ জওয়ানদের উপর হামলা চালায় @AITCofficial তৃণমূল আশ্রিত দুষ্কৃতীরা।

বন্দুক ছিনিয়ে নেওয়ার চেষ্টা করা হয়।

গুরুতর জখম হন এক জওয়ান।

তাই আত্মরক্ষার্থে গুলি চালাতে বাধ্য হয় কেন্দ্রীয় বাহিনী।

চতুর্থ দফার ভোটের দিন কোচবিহারের শীতলকুচি-তে  @CISF সিআইএসএফ জওয়ানদের উপর হামলা চালায়  @All India Trinamool Congress তৃণমূল আশ্রিত দুষ্কৃতীরা। বন্দুক ছিনিয়ে নেওয়ার চেষ্টা করা হয়। গুরুতর জখম হন এক জওয়ান। তাই আত্মরক্ষার্থে গুলি চালাতে বাধ্য হয় কেন্দ্রীয় বাহিনী।

Indian democracy for you.

Retired judge Surendra Yadav, who acquitted 32 accused including L K Advani in Babri demolition case, has been appointed as Deputy Lokayukt by Yogi govt.

Indian democracy for you. Retired judge Surendra Yadav, who acquitted 32 accused including L K Advani in Babri demolition case, has been appointed as Deputy Lokayukt by Yogi govt.

2020 Military Spending: 🇺🇸$740 billion 🇨🇳$193 billion 🇮🇳$64 billion 🇬🇧$62 billion 🇷🇺$61 billion 🇫🇷$55 billion 🇩🇪$51 billion 🇯🇵$50 billion 🇸🇦$49 billion 🇰🇷$40 billion 🇦🇺$31 billion 🇮🇹$29 billion 🇧🇷$22 billion We should not spend more than the next 12 nations combined on defense.

To  @Matthew Yglesias's point, Knoxville saw its worst year of homicides in recorded history last year. There were actually several kids at the school where the shooting happened today who had lost their lives in those shootings. Today's shooting finally makes national news.

Heyyyyyyyyyy @IndiaToday !!! 🙋🏽‍♀️ Looking forward to a similar graphic from you symbolising Kumbh mela Corona spreaders... Excited for your creativity! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Heyyyyyyyyyy  @IndiaToday !!! 🙋🏽‍♀️ Looking forward to a similar graphic from you symbolising Kumbh mela Corona spreaders... Excited for your creativity! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

GOP lawmakers are having a hard time with definitions lately, so let’s help them out with a familiar one! Sedition (noun): Conduct or language inciting rebellion against the authority of a state.

Sylvester Stallone joins Trump's Mar-a-Lago club and poses for photos with guests https://trib.al/SiuZOWg

Right-wing radio host Seb Gorka's YouTube account "has been terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines."

Right-wing radio host Seb Gorka's YouTube account "has been terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines."

People, please wait till our drains are choked with bodies before you start asking questions of the government’s handling of the pandemic.

People, please wait till our drains are choked with bodies before you start asking questions of the government’s handling of the pandemic.

Guys I visited Leh two years back. I was cautioned for low oxygen levels. So we were advised to take camphor with us. All had a packet of camphor. As we reached we felt low oxygen. But we survived due to camphor. Try this in  #COVID19 I am sure it helps oxygen levels

it genuinely scares me knowing how crazy you niggas are

DMX was a sacrifice as he died on Lil Nas X bday. No such thing as chance.

DMX was a sacrifice as he died on Lil Nas X bday. No such thing as chance.

“Madam, it’s better we die of coronavirus than due to unemployment & starvation. Last year, we made it through months of lockdown because we spent our savings. This year prices shot through the roof. Another lockdown, we are finished.”—A chauffeur in national capital of India.

...”some of them without masks”... I’m just going to presume that was cutting edge sarcasm from the blokes at  @NDTV

Thousands of devotees, some of them without masks, gathered by the river Ganges in Uttarakhand's Haridwar for prayers during the #KumbhMela2021

Thousands of devotees, some of them without masks, gathered by the river Ganges in Uttarakhand's Haridwar for prayers during the  #KumbhMela2021

It’s as if the white supremacist movement has no political or economic power or support and isn’t one of the top 500 problems in the country.

मौलाना साद पर इस आयोजन के लिए कड़ी करवाई की जानी चाहिए !

#WATCH | People take a holy dip in Ganga river at Har Ki Pauri in Haridwar, Uttarakhand.

 #WATCH | People take a holy dip in Ganga river at Har Ki Pauri in Haridwar, Uttarakhand.

Epic, Bezzati.

Epic, Bezzati.

throwback to when i was on the school cum team

throwback to when i was on the school cum team

"The tablighi Jamaat Markaz of Nizamuddin in Delhi, has become the biggest corona virus super spreader" ~ Arnab Goswami.

"The tablighi Jamaat Markaz of Nizamuddin in Delhi, has become the biggest corona virus super spreader" ~ Arnab Goswami.

Nashik: Muslim manages crematorium, wins hearts in Covid time 

 via @TOICitiesNews

Nashik: Muslim manages crematorium, wins hearts in Covid time http://toi.in/3FRk1Z/a24gk via  @TOI Cities

Heartwarming stories of exemplary people are fine and kudos to them, in all sincerity. But we shouldn't have to win hearts to be allowed to live in peace and be afforded basic civil liberties and equal access to social goods. Thank you.

Nashik: Muslim manages crematorium, wins hearts in Covid time 

 via @TOICitiesNews

Nashik: Muslim manages crematorium, wins hearts in Covid time http://toi.in/3FRk1Z/a24gk via  @TOI Cities

Ravish sabotaging the chances of RW bigots & nafrati Chintus finding a date is my fave thing on the internet today! 😈

एक सांप्रदायिक आदमी कभी प्रेमी नहीं हो सकता है - #RavishKumar as Dr. Love (leaked chat!!)
For rest of the chat -

एक सांप्रदायिक आदमी कभी प्रेमी नहीं हो सकता है -  #RavishKumar as Dr. Love (leaked chat!!) For rest of the chat - https://youtu.be/LFgPTacp6Uc

Sputnik V has 91.6% efficacy against COVID-19 & 100% against severe covid. 5 countries producing domestically incl. India & China. Aka GAM-COVID-Vac, it’s made of recombinant (S protein expressing gene of SARS-CoV2) adenovirus of 2 different serotypes (26 & 5) Approved in India✅

Thread on Sputnik V, do read.

Sputnik V has 91.6% efficacy against COVID-19 & 100% against severe covid. 5 countries producing domestically incl. India & China. Aka GAM-COVID-Vac, it’s made of recombinant (S protein expressing gene of SARS-CoV2) adenovirus of 2 different serotypes (26 & 5) Approved in India✅

Baywatch sanghi version

Almost made this my DP to celebrate the damn utsav.

Almost made this my DP to celebrate the damn utsav.

Modi and co have never been "scared" of majoritarian public opinion - something they've excelled at manipulating and channelising in their favour. Appeasement yes, but at the heart of it lies the propensity to show who's a first class citizen, & who's 2nd

The fact that the kumbh congregation is still on is because the state and the central government is scared. Scared of religious backlash. GOvts lack the courage or spine to implement any COVID protocol. This is called appeasement.

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