Bonnie McFarlane (@bonniemcfarlane)

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book: You're Better Than Me. Amazon or indie bookstore. movies: Women Aren't Funny. Amazon or iTunes Fallon, Colbert, HBO

http://vosroast.com

Jersey

2011-09-13 15:37:04

One of my favorite comedians @DanSoder has a special airing tonight on @hbo, “Son of a Gary” Do yourself a favor and watch it. He’s hysterical.

One of my favorite comedians  @Dan Soder has a special airing tonight on  @HBO, “Son of a Gary” Do yourself a favor and watch it. He’s hysterical.

RT if you think my boyfriend is a little bitch

RT if you think my boyfriend is a little bitch

Miracle worker  @yannispappas have me the gift of sight last night.

When one door closes another door opens. Usually the refrigerator.

The best of the best debuts tonight on  @Comedy Central ! 😂😂😂 can’t wait.

.@JessicaKirson’s mom may have overlooked some serious red flags.

@Jessica Kirson’s mom may have overlooked some serious red flags.

This show is so good!

.@BonnieMcFarlane (@HBO, @MyWifeHatesMe99), @NikkiGlaser (host of @YouUpSXM), @MrJimFlorentine (co-host of @VH1's @ThatMetalShow), @ShanemGillis (co-host of @MSSecretPod), @LevFersh & @Yamaneika (@HBO, @NBC) perform #NYCStandup 8:00 pm at @TheStandNYC: "Stars at The Stand" ($25)

@Bonnie McFarlane@HBO,  @My Wife Hates Me),  @Nikki Glaser (host of  @You Up w/ Nikki Glaser),  @jim florentine (co-host of  @VH1's  @That Metal Show),  @Shane Gillis (co-host of  @MattandShanesSecret),  @lev fer &  @Yamaneika Saunders@HBO,  @NBC Entertainment) perform  #NYCStandup 8:00 pm at  @The Stand NYC: "Stars at The Stand" ($25)

“I said it would happen!” God I hate myself sometimes.

I said it would happen! We are doomed.

I said it would happen! We are doomed.

Chris Pratt apologizes for posing with single use plastic bottle

Chris Pratt apologizes for posing with single use plastic bottle http://hill.cm/7fOvhX5

Still waiting for that finished Louie ck bit about the school shooters. I bet it’s hilarious now.

This is going to be so fun! Get tix here:

This is going to be so fun! Get tix here: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/2019-12-09

Found this on the back of my 12 yo daughter’s door. Um @DannyDeVito can you explain this obsession?

Found this on the back of my 12 yo daughter’s door. Um  @Danny DeVito can you explain this obsession?

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