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oh my god this is genius
I am a music historian, and with @Adrian Gray I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
The Computer Threw Up On His Tennis Shoes #BoozyDisney
if you think conservatives aren't funny, just read their hilarious responses to this obvious joke that they obviously get
I’m the manager of a Starbucks in Charlotte NC. I have informed my employees that they will be fired on the spot if I hear them say “Merry Christmas” to any customers. I’m doing it because I personally dislike conservative Christians.
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch MILF on the Shelf
the best thing about Scooby-Doo is Casey Kasem playing multiple roles and clearly not giving a shit if the voices sound different
help settle an argument with the Library of Congress... what's my best bit?
i heard Rum Tug Tugger and Mungo Jerry die in The Snap :(
save water by shitting in an envelope and sending it to the White House
skip the ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJTeCJ7NG0
Got no problem with Goths at all. I stand!
@ICE T do you stand with goths?
Look at this line-up. @Jimmy Pardo @Arden Myrin @Dave Holmes @The Human Dave Anthony @John DiMaggio @Jamie Kaler @Nicole Sullivan @blaine on the shelf Betsy Thomas and @Adrian Wenner, all available on the BrandoCast. With @Dana & Julia coming up next week! Check it out >>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brandocast-with-brendan-smith/id1466901702