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remember when you ate a booger that fell into your mouth on live tv
You’re the base he’s terrified of. Do you support: 1) Tearing down statues of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson & Abraham Lincoln? 2) Destroying Mt. Rushmore. 3) Abolishing the police. 4) Acquiescing to “autonomous” lawless zones like CHAZ/CHOP? 5) ANTIFA mob violence?
Dear Democrats: You cannot save America if you don’t even believe in her.
last night's fireworks made Los Angeles look like Blade Runner and definitely made me a little Batty
If cereals for kids have toys inside, cereals for adults should have prizes that adults like inside. Raisin Bran should have a pair of ear plugs at the bottom. Grape Nuts should come with a two-pack of advil.
i liked it better in Russian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvPugOWeZiA
check out the haircut my wife gave me tonight at 6
true, almost every word @Toby Huss
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell tests positive for about to be killed in prison
the Streisand Effect is strong with this one
I hope Epstein made videos There have been suggestions that Epstein made secret videos of all the men who had sex in his houses and planes. I hope he did and they are all revealed, because they will prove I am not among them. I hereby waive any right of privacy in Epstein videos.
morning mist in Hollywood is called Chet Haze
Well, tonight I’m fixing Judy Carne’s old pot roast recipe. I’ve had it since 1968. I found everything needed at the grocery store except an ounce of fresh Maui-Wowie, whatever that is.
it's like all the other fireworks were leading up to this
it's like we're living in that episode of MAD TV where they did Condom Leap
it's like we're living in an episode of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters
it's like we're living in an episode of Salvage 1
it's like we're living in an episode of So You Think You Can Dance
it's like we're living in an episode of The Today Show
it's like we're living in an episode of Hello, Larry
it's like we're living in an episode of Carter Country
it's like we're living in an episode of The Jeffersons