blaine on the shelf (@blainecapatch)

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los angeles

2010-04-28 00:28:47

oh my god this is genius

I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:

2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

I am a music historian, and with  @Adrian Gray I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

The Computer Threw Up On His Tennis Shoes  #BoozyDisney

if you think conservatives aren't funny, just read their hilarious responses to this obvious joke that they obviously get

I’m the manager of a Starbucks in Charlotte NC. I have informed my employees that they will be fired on the spot if I hear them say β€œMerry Christmas” to any customers. I’m doing it because I personally dislike conservative Christians.

quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch MILF on the Shelf

the best thing about Scooby-Doo is Casey Kasem playing multiple roles and clearly not giving a shit if the voices sound different

help settle an argument with the Library of Congress... what's my best bit?

i heard Rum Tug Tugger and Mungo Jerry die in The Snap :(

save water by shitting in an envelope and sending it to the White House

somebody give this guy a show already

pov: you’re my coworker and I’m telling you the first part of an entire weekend I spent with our other coworker

pov: you’re my coworker and I’m telling you the first part of an entire weekend I spent with our other coworker

Got no problem with Goths at all. I stand!

 @ICE T do you stand with goths?

Look at this line-up.  @Jimmy Pardo  @Arden Myrin  @Dave Holmes  @The Human Dave Anthony  @John DiMaggio  @Jamie Kaler  @Nicole Sullivan  @blaine on the shelf Betsy Thomas and  @Adrian Wenner, all available on the BrandoCast. With  @Dana & Julia coming up next week! Check it out >>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brandocast-with-brendan-smith/id1466901702

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