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Longtime geek. Photography nut. Writer. Embracing my inner fangirl. Inadequate caffeine intake may lead to sarcasm. #ActuallyAutistic 🌈 🏳️🌈 ♿️🦄👩👦
And this is the best statesman the US has to offer. A guy who never grew out of infant school name-calling.
Person: how does writing work? Writer: well you type & you delete. You rethink. Then you do 187 min of research & correct it. You reread & wonder if you have a grasp of English. Then you revise Person: then you’re done with the book? Writer: then you move to the next sentence
So y’all had me trending this morning. Dat baby is cute! And daddy is working that hair out. She has the Wanda Sykes starter fro going on. #DaddyDaughter ❤️
Hiya! just catching up. Are we still in the bit where everyone pretends the PM isn't a pathological liar and is actually Churchill, or are we going to skip to the bit where we're all sadface and hurty because, shucks, nobody told us he was really Fibby hidey-in-a-fridge McFibs?
If I may be allowed repeat a message I posted last year? If someone in this season turns down an alcoholic drink you offer them, please don't insist they accept. You have no idea why they might be declining, and how hard that might be. Please don't make it harder for them x
Dear liberal Twitter. I am a white male in a red rural area of a red southern state. I wear wrangler pants from Walmart to work, I drive a 4x4, I own a firearm. I am a fiscally conservative, socially liberal Democrat. But I look exactly like the magas, and work with my CONT..
That’s so weird, kiddo and I are literally watching that scene right now! ❤️
And... @Stacey K. Black look at their hair!!!!! Amazing❤️❤️😂😂🗽🗽💃🏻💃🏻
Katie Hopkins needs to fuck off. Really really fuck off. And then fuck off further. And then when she has fucked off as far as she can fuck off she should fuck off once more.
This looks abysmal. The result will be devastating for communities like mine all around the country who are now facing five years of Boris Johnson with unchecked power. I am more fearful for our country than at any point in my lifetime.
Met two disappointingly young Tory canvassers this morning: T: Going to Vote Sir? Me: Yes, of course. T: You’ll be voting Conservative? Me: Not in million years. T: Can I ask why not? M: Because I’m a brown doctor and my mum looks like a letterbox. T: M: #anyonebutTory
Lizzo‘s IG Live about being body shamed and how little it affects her and how happy and successful and grateful she is, is the best thing you will watch on the internet today. “If you have a problem with my ass, you can kiss it.” ❤️👍🏽❤️
I’m not being funny , or taking proclaiming party bias , but when any potential prime minister is ‘hiding in a fridge’ & ‘pocketing phones’ and parties are generating a vast output of fake news and prominent journalists fail to take them to task there is no democracy to vote for
You’ve changed. You used to care so much about what actors said that the paper you edited hacked Nigel Havers phone for years while his wife was dying of cancer.
Who gives a flying f*ck what Coogan & Grant have to say about this election? Honestly, the stupefying pomposity of these clowns trying to thwart democracy is beyond parody.
There's a box 🔲 If you put a cross in it, you'll save our NHS, properly fund our schools and tackle the climate emergency. You'll end the housing crisis and poverty. But billionaires and multi-millionaires will have to pay their fair share. Do you cross that box?
@Bella The Ball @Jody @FGvW is turning your coal into diamonds @Jameela Jamil 🌈 @Gloria Steinem 100 percent of pregnancies are caused by sperm. Women don't have sperm and the only way it gets inside of them is if a man intentionally deposits it there. So whose personal responsibility is that?