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From OAK // Thriving in LA
Netflix original programming has three genres: murder, comedy, shit that makes you hiccup weep
FUCK YOU JK ROWLING YOU PASTY BOLOGNA LOOKING ASS BITCH.
JK Rowling needs to be quiet immedietly she is literally harming the trans community, she apparently just posted the clinic I went to as a child and said that they are experimenting on us, when in fact the Tavistock clinic saved my life
“But they’re so pretty” ☹️
150-Plus Fires Linked To Firework Activity Burned in SF, East Bay Saturday; 'Park Fire' in Morgan Hill Prompts Evacuations https://sfist.com/2020/07/05/150-plus-fires-linked-to-firework-activity-burned-in-sf-east-bay-saturd...
Bitch here’s a selfie to get you to come meditate with me. Click the link $5 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/meditation-for-inner-child-healing-motivation-loving-kindness-tickets-1...
I've filled out a form on @IKEA USA's website asking them to please donate blue Frakta 19-gallon bags for my hygiene kit drives over the next few months - putting this request out online too in hopes that they make this donation & that signal boosting might help make this possible
my only kink is giving pages and pages of sound, good advice to a friend and then waiting 37 seconds before hitting them with the grand finale, the big show—“but I could be wrong haha”
some of you have never set a box fan to HIGH and slept through an infant's cries and it shows
My cousin died cause a firework exploded in his hand & that led to a bunch of other fireworks going off from the fire it caused & one zoomed into the garage of my uncles house & hit the gas heater leading to the back of the house blowing up & my other cousin being badly burned
People that say “there’s no joy like having children” have you tried molly?
Absolutely the veterans. And yes the dogs. And yes human sleep. But it breaks my fucking heart that after a welcome break from our state being constantly on fire people wanna blow shit up. Imagine losing your whole house on top of everything else. Fuck this! #lafireworks
Share that link, friend! Make some more money! 🐓🛋🎷
thanks to this tweet i sent a vid of me doing a strip tease to the Roseanne theme song to some friends and already made $15 😏
“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.” – James Baldwin Happy Fourth of July🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Happy debt collectors day off y’all. Give that decline call thumb a rest. 🇺🇸