Amy Miller (@amymiller)

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Last Comic // Viceland // Comedy Central // Doug Loves Movies // AFE // Bennington Show // Daily Zeitgeist // Album on @KillRockStars // Host @whosyourgodcast

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2wpA93fOcss

From OAK // Thriving in LA

2010-12-29 20:13:51

Netflix original programming has three genres: murder, comedy, shit that makes you hiccup weep

FUCK YOU JK ROWLING YOU PASTY BOLOGNA LOOKING ASS BITCH.

JK Rowling needs to be quiet immedietly she is literally harming the trans community, she apparently just posted the clinic I went to as a child and said that they are experimenting on us, when in fact the Tavistock clinic saved my life

“But they’re so pretty” ☹️

150-Plus Fires Linked To Firework Activity Burned in SF, East Bay Saturday; 'Park Fire' in Morgan Hill Prompts Evacuations https://sfist.com/2020/07/05/150-plus-fires-linked-to-firework-activity-burned-in-sf-east-bay-saturd...

If you’d like a silly break from the bleak world, I have a podcast where my friend and I interview random strangers on the street (pre-pandemic). Here’s a fun episode to get started. APPLE: https://tinyurl.com/y7bhdwwg GOOGLE: https://tinyurl.com/yak2t46p

Bitch here’s a selfie to get you to come meditate with me. Click the link $5

Bitch here’s a selfie to get you to come meditate with me. Click the link $5 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/meditation-for-inner-child-healing-motivation-loving-kindness-tickets-1...

I've filled out a form on @IKEAUSA's website asking them to please donate blue Frakta 19-gallon bags for my hygiene kit drives over the next few months - putting this request out online too in hopes that they make this donation & that signal boosting might help make this possible

I've filled out a form on  @IKEA USA's website asking them to please donate blue Frakta 19-gallon bags for my hygiene kit drives over the next few months - putting this request out online too in hopes that they make this donation & that signal boosting might help make this possible

Diaz Love wrote this on Facebook yesterday. Later that night, a driver struck two protesters on I-5, including Love. Both are in critical condition. #seattleprotest #BlackLivesMatter

Diaz Love wrote this on Facebook yesterday. Later that night, a driver struck two protesters on I-5, including Love. Both are in critical condition.  #seattleprotest  #BlackLivesMatter

my only kink is giving pages and pages of sound, good advice to a friend and then waiting 37 seconds before hitting them with the grand finale, the big show—“but I could be wrong haha”

some of you have never set a box fan to HIGH and slept through an infant's cries and it shows

My cousin died cause a firework exploded in his hand & that led to a bunch of other fireworks going off from the fire it caused & one zoomed into the garage of my uncles house & hit the gas heater leading to the back of the house blowing up & my other cousin being badly burned

People that say “there’s no joy like having children” have you tried molly?

Never knew sparkly shit could make me so mad.

Sky5 got a look at fireworks lighting up the skies for Fourth of July

Sky5 got a look at fireworks lighting up the skies for Fourth of July

Absolutely the veterans. And yes the dogs. And yes human sleep. But it breaks my fucking heart that after a welcome break from our state being constantly on fire people wanna blow shit up. Imagine losing your whole house on top of everything else. Fuck this!  #lafireworks

Share that link, friend! Make some more money! 🐓🛋🎷

thanks to this tweet i sent a vid of me doing a strip tease to the Roseanne theme song to some friends and already made $15 😏

“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.” – James Baldwin Happy Fourth of July🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Wearing my most American outfit 🇺🇸

Wearing my most American outfit 🇺🇸

Today I’m celebrating @dulcesloan’s birthday. 🎂 THATS THE OCCASION. (taken pre-pandemic duh) w/ @MadisonShepard

Today I’m celebrating  @Dulcé Sloan’s birthday. 🎂 THATS THE OCCASION. (taken pre-pandemic duh) w/  @Madison Shepard

Happy debt collectors day off y’all. Give that decline call thumb a rest. 🇺🇸

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