Amy Miller (@amymiller)

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Last Comic // Viceland // Comedy Central // Doug Loves Movies // AFE // Bennington Show // Daily Zeitgeist // Album on @KillRockStars // Host @whosyourgodcast

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2wpA93fOcss

From OAK // Thriving in LA

2010-12-29 20:13:51

I just shook a dudes hand and accidentally bounced his fist under my boob. We both knew it and we both said nothing. 😬

Absolute living for election season when comedians I know who brag about being rich and tweet jokes shitting on poor people start to retweet Bernie again.

Someone just heckled  @nicole byer by yelling “CHICKEN IS REAL.” And when he was escorted out he said “trump 2020!” and it was the MOST insane thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Nicole is a HERO!!!!!!

The thousand island is too orange in New York. Otherwise, I have no notes.

Please watch  @Jessica Kirson’s new special on  @Comedy Central. I’m crying. In both ways.

you've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

you've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

Inner peace can save your life but external fuckin' rage can be an adequate backup.

I say things in real life that I should only say on Twitter and I say things on Twitter that I should only say in real life

I love going up to women who are clearly with their bf/husband in public and asking, "I'm sorry, is this man bothering you?" Because 9 times out of 10 she will say, "You know what, actually yes." And that's a completely legal way to make strangers fight.

Sometimes it seems like men can’t multi-task and then there’s everyone who ever worked at a New York bodega. You know a cashier, bouncer, and world star chef. But with social skills too like damn.

Get your ticket now!  
December 17th! Studio City! Pure fun!  #studiocity #standupcomedy #vitellos #italianfood #comedy #nightlife #Dec17

Get your ticket now! http://FeinsteinsatVitellos.ticketfly.com December 17th! Studio City! Pure fun!  #studiocity  #standupcomedy  #vitellos  #italianfood  #comedy  #nightlife  #Dec17

Random Hero comedy show hosted by @MrChrisDonahue,  @Corndogobrien & @realDANYANG 
every Thursday at Hart Bar in Bushwick. Tonight w/ @amymiller @samlymatters @LukeMones @2tonbug
 @sonideni @NorlexSaid & @rowlandwithmike.

Random Hero comedy show hosted by  @Chris Donahue,  @Kevin O'Brien &  @dan yang every Thursday at Hart Bar in Bushwick. Tonight w/  @Amy Miller  @Samantha Ruddy  @Luke Mones  @Joe Rumrill  @Sonia Denis  @Norlexington Steele & @rowlandwithmike. http://murphguide.com/comedy/random-hero-comedy-show/

Was attracted to the boys who got detention for being too tired

So nice to visit New York where I’m sexually attractive.

To my dear trolls. Hope this is helpful.  Now you have more time to spend with mummy.

To my dear trolls. Hope this is helpful. Now you have more time to spend with mummy.

Tonight, da big show!! Random Hero w/ @amymiller @samlymatters @LukeMones @2tonbug @sonideni @NorlexSaid & @rowlandwithmike. Hosted by me & @Corndogobrien & @realDANYANG!! Cum!

Tonight, da big show!! Random Hero w/  @Amy Miller  @Samantha Ruddy  @Luke Mones  @Joe Rumrill  @Sonia Denis  @Norlexington Steele & @rowlandwithmike. Hosted by me &  @Kevin O'Brien &  @dan yang!! Cum!

LA,  @Gay Power Half Hour is coming to you LIVE Dec 11th at  @Precinct DTLA! Come watch  @Casey Ley and me FOR FREE!  @Amy Miller will be making you laugh, and we will have music by John Conlin!

Do you love this  #podcast SO much that you are willing to come watch a LIVE show for FREE? Then join  @Casey Ley and  @The Tony Soto Show at  @Precinct DTLA on Wednesday 12/11 in Downtown Los Angeles! With comedy guest  @Amy Miller and musical guest John Conlin! http://bit.ly/2PlDj94

Well if NBC is doing it I'm sure it's gonna go great

NBC says it will open an investigation into “America’s Got Talent” after meeting with axed judge Gabrielle Union https://trib.al/bFWCi8H

FALSE. He was always a good boy.

Gorgeous grey wolf becomes a good boy when visited by the people that helped raise their pack

Gorgeous grey wolf becomes a good boy when visited by the people that helped raise their pack

Every time George Zimmerman is trending I’m relieved that it’s not because he murdered another person but disappointed that it’s not because he’s dead.

I love you  @Josh Gondelman and now your enemies are MY enemies!

This piece by  @Josh Gondelman is perfect, and it beautifully sums up part of what I love about my own boyfriend. It’s an act of love to validate your partner’s feelings, even when they detest someone. https://www.thecut.com/2019/12/my-wifes-enemies-are-now-my-enemies-too.html

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