KᗩTE ᑫᑌIGᒪEY (@KateQFunny)

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Comedian. Savage. Empath. Bikini Bomber. All around good guy. Peep my pod #DateFAILS http://Instagram.com/KateQFunny

http://YouTube.com/kateqfunny

Los Angeles, CA

2011-04-18 01:11:00

See you in two weeks @leesyatt

See you in two weeks  @Lee Syatt

If u wanna spice your day up, try wearing a gas mask to work & when people ask why, tell them you're "not at liberty to say."

Missouri Tmrw!!!!!  Let’s goooooo!!!
Tix 

 @CapeComedy @JACKJRCOMIC @allthingscomedy

Missouri Tmrw!!!!! Let’s goooooo!!! Tix http://n20comedy.com  @LaughingGas  @Jack Assadourian Jr  @All Things Comedy

I like to do R Kelly at karaoke just to see how people react

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.

I identify as handicapped, and I would like the parking permit

"Kylie Jenner sells 51% of her beauty and cosmetic brands for $600m" Meanwhile, I just sold 51% of my plasma for $6.00 https://twitter.com/i/events/1196433816509808641

They also always bring me two sets of utensils... Which is like saying, no fat-ass could possibly eat this much alone.

I feel it's racist that the delivery guy brings me a fork instead of chopsticks

I feel it's racist that the delivery guy brings me a fork instead of chopsticks

Cape Girardeau Missouri
See u Thursday!!!

@N20comedy

Cape Girardeau Missouri See u Thursday!!! http://N20comedy.com  @N2o Comedy

Someone save this man. 😂😂😭

Someone save this man. 😂😂😭

😂 😂 😂

I’m so drunk on this flight that the lady asked me if I was gonna be okay and I said, why? Are you gonna turn the flight around?

I live in Thai Town, but I order my Thai Food from Korea Town bc they charge u extra for the same taste when u in the name-of-the-food hood

Six-year-old girl with cerebral palsy takes steps without her walker for the first time.

Six-year-old girl with cerebral palsy takes steps without her walker for the first time.

How you make others feel about themselves, says a lot about you.

What a fun night. My fave place to kick it on a night off always @RamsNFL. ♥ 🔥 🐏 🏈

What a fun night. My fave place to kick it on a night off always  @Los Angeles Rams. ♥ 🔥 🐏 🏈

DATING TIP: Men: If you're eventually going to cheat, just say you need an open relationship right away. Ladies: If u know you're prone to going psycho, excuse yourself to the bathroom on the 1st date & light his car on fire Be yourself from the beginning & find true love!

Headed to the Rams House

Just paused the Notebook. My dick is a jizz waterfall. What the fuck is happening?! 😈

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