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Exercise bike not included. #AviationGin
Telling women they can’t use certain commonly accepted terms kills your husband potential.
A woman saying "bruh" or "bro" is very unattractive. It kills your wife potential 🥴😂
The Confederate flag is literally a symbol of terrorism, white supremacy, and anti-American sentiment, and it is hardly surprising Nikki Haley would gloss over this to pander to fragile white people. This is who she is.
Okay, "pro-plaguers," got it. https://mobile.twitter.com/Crazymothers1/status/1201140183695056901
I guess if Baby Yoda was going to manifest itself to anybody, it would probably be Laura Dern.
The thing I miss most from my youth is the commonly accepted notion that Nazis are bad: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/12/05/corrections-trainees-suspended-performing-nazi-salu...
Starting to worry my wife won't surprise me on Christmas day with a year-long documentary proof that she's been using those slippers I got her.
"I'm not burnt out!" I shout as I finish my twentieth consecutive game of spider solitaire.
In light of the Barron "controversy" — remember when conservatives tweeted that they hoped Greta Thunberg died?https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3843196002
If you're holiday shopping for anyone who likes— 1. History 2. LADIES in history 3. Sex, murder, break-ups killer fashion accessories, and plagues in history 4. Fancy paperweights My books are available here, or (better) from a local bookstore near you. https://www.amazon.com/Jennifer-Wright/e/B017ZM8Q3I?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000
this right here, also the right-wing echo chamber's response to yesterday's testimony the most obvious "look! squirrel!" move in the history of public relations
People who separate children from their parents do not care about children. People who run up the debt do not care about children. People who remove clean air laws do not care about children. People who tell Turkey to slaughter the Kurds do not care about children. #FakeOutrage
Once I told some lady at a party that @Danyule Kringlesmith did dishes and she said, “Wow, you’ve got him well trained!” and I just stood there with my mouth open, but I wish I’d said “No, he’s an intelligent adult man. Did you marry an incompetent child who can’t clean up after himself?”
I kind of think that everyone defending the Peleton ad thinks that men should be allowed to force their wives to exercise.
California is the world's fifth largest economy. Not America's, the world's.
We should sell the West Coast. There must be some rich, Socialist country that would want it bad enough to pony up the money...
Blanket message to every single Trump supporter on my timeline. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e131b100-9ccd-42b3-b699-dc089b6bda13#SyVlH54k8aS.sms