All we had to do to eliminate Covid was be courteous to our neighbors and every country but the U.S. was able to do that.
[sees a baby] [checks to see if the mom is distracted] [leans in real, real close] [whispers] "You're a firework."
In retrospect, maybe all the dogs having a breakdown on the 4th of July were trying to tell us something.
He went bankrupt running a casino.
"He blew it," a 77-year-old retired banker said. "We were so excited in the beginning. A businessman to run our country like a business and it hasn't happened." The coronavirus surges in Florida — and so does anxiety over Trump's chances with seniors https://cnn.it/38rbaXs
Black players have been kneeling at footballs games in silence for years. You hated that, too.
After the Black Lives Matter riots, we should give into absolutely NONE of their demands. Perhaps if they had asked in a civilized way we could’ve had a conversation.
Extremely shocking that a man who wanted to make a website ranking women's attractiveness compared to farm animals is not a good guy.
Mark Zuckerberg reportedly said Facebook is 'not gonna change' in response to a boycott by more than 500 advertisers over the company's hate speech policies http://www.businessinsider.com/zuckerberg-facebook-not-gonna-change-due-to-advertising-boycott-repor...
We are now halfway through 2020, which is amazing, because yesterday it was March.
I wrote a book about how past pandemics have been combatted by calm leadership, listening to scientists’ judgement, and extending compassion to the ill and vulnerable in our communities. Needless to say, we did none of that, and everything is a disaster. https://www.amazon.com/Get-Well-Soon-Historys-Plagues/dp/1627797467
More now than ever.
My idea of romance 10 years ago: Flowers. Love poems. Candlelight dinners. My idea of romance now: My husband going to get the groceries so I don’t have to put on pants.
If you loved the Scholastic book catalogue/book fair then you 100% have anxiety as an adult
Truly no offense to my sweet, jolly baby but we put him in a polo shirt today and he looks like a drunk, balding man at a company picnic who keeps challenging no one to a hot dog eating contest.
Search Party is the best show on television any time that Search Party is on
I cannot imagine anyone having lived a better life than Dick van Dyke show creator @carl reiner. The rest of us can only aspire to this.
. @Sen. Susan Collins just said she had no idea Brett Kavanaugh was so anti-choice. If only someone could have told her so, repeatedly, years ago. (Me. It was me.) https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/politics/amp22105344/supreme-court-nomine...