live action little mermaid is a trip
my kids when there is only one bag of pirates booty left
kevin spacey did it
Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?
Build a statue of @Stormy Daniels and erect it outside Trump Tower.
I’ve had a few great days but then I think about the cops who killed BREONNA TAYLOR are STILL not arrested. Probably at some backyard gathering having a ball and it fucks me up. Arrest Brett Hankison, Jonathan Mattingly, and Myles Cosgrove... enough is enough.
Mississippi election commissioner: "I'm concerned about voter registration in Mississippi," the commissioner wrote. "The blacks are having lots (of) events for voter registration. People in Mississippi have to get involved, too." https://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/story/news/local/2020/06/30/mississippi-election-commissioner-ac...
Can Joey Chestnut try to eat the coronavirus
i can only assume that #Trump2020Landslide is a reference to some natural disaster that will dump the eastern seaboard into the ocean while he tweets WOW NEW COASTAL PROPERTIES AVAILABLE MAGA
only slightly better than the original slogan "you're gonna die and we're not gonna try to help you"
NEW: 'We need to live with it': White House readies new message for the nation on coronavirus https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/we-need-live-it-white-house-readies-new-message-natio...
BREAKING: Trump is proposing a rule allowing federally funded homeless shelters to turn away trans and gender non-conforming people — in the midst of the highest unemployment rates our country has seen in decades.
over/under on her dying of mysterious causes before she testifies??
BIG NEWS: Sources -- Ghislaine Maxwell is in custody. Arrested on charges in the Southern District of NY. Story soon.
@MCK Oh! So many of these classics: Row of legs Cranberry Shmanberry T-shirt fetish Dank Parenting Softcore Jazz
@MCK Snorkels / The Snorks
@MCK The German word for “bagpipes”: Dudelsack
@MCK Orinoco Flow
@MCK J.K. Simmons
@MCK Shuttlecock. Balustrade. Landing (top of the stairs).
@MCK Wolfgang Amadeus
@MCK Murder of crows