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I read that a woman went before Congress and said that Barron Trump is not, in fact, a baron. How will we, as a nation, ever recover?
10 out of 10 rhapsodic posts on facebook about a new boyfriend are followed, a week later, by some version of "so turns out Derek was already married to a woman in Ohio, and his real name was Gus, and he wasn't actually 31, he was 48, and he's going back to jail for 'lewd acts' "
“can you take a selfie of me” is probably my moms most famous quote from Thanksgiving but saying “he’s an asshole” about various people whom she invited to dinner is a close second
One week ago I tweeted about grief, and a lot of people responded. I just wanted to apologize for being unable to respond individually to each of the thousands of comments that my wife and I read tearfully to each other.
Please quote tweet this with a nice opinion that won’t start some unnecessary shit on twitter. Say something chill for once, jeez.