MCK (@CruzKayne)

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mongrel with eczema insta: @cruzkayne

http://michaelcruzkayne.com

Brooklyn

2010-12-20 04:01:02

parenting isn't always like this but it is definitely sometimes like this

parenting isn't always like this but it is definitely sometimes like this

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TONIGHT at 10:30PM
BEAST is back at @ucbtny SUBCULTURE

PERFORMANCES FROM:
@ericarhodes 
@CruzKayne 
@HammerkatzNYU
@matthewsstarr 
 
Use promo code BEASTSHOW for 25% off! 
Tix: 

YOU ARE THE BEAST

@SubCulture_NYC

TONIGHT at 10:30PM BEAST is back at  @UCB Theatre NY SUBCULTURE PERFORMANCES FROM:  @Erica Rhodes  @MCK  @HammerkatzNYU  @Matt Starr Use promo code BEASTSHOW for 25% off! Tix: http://subculture.ucbtheatre.com/performance/71649 YOU ARE THE BEAST  @SubCulture NYC

Had such a great time recording the audio for the new Audible Original HOLIDAY GREETINGS FROM  #SugarAndBooze starring  @Ana Gasteyer and  @Maya Rudolph. It’s FREE for  @Audible members this month! http://adbl.co/Greetings

You want a real debate?

Let’s do this. 

#DebateClub 
with @JordanKlepper 

feat. debaters @bellykachman @nickgillespie & @CruzKayne 

@caveatnyc. Wednesday.

Make Debate Great Again

You want a real debate? Let’s do this.  #DebateClub with  @Jordan Klepper feat. debaters  @Kelly Bachman  @Nick Gillespie &  @MCK  @CAVEAT. Wednesday. Make Debate Great Again https://www.caveat.nyc/event/debate-club-with-host-jordan-klepper-12-11-2019

I read that a woman went before Congress and said that Barron Trump is not, in fact, a baron. How will we, as a nation, ever recover?

Thanks to  @Univision News and  @Arantxa Luengo for having me on to talk about grief.

#UNews spoke to Comedian @CruzKayne who is making headlines for addressing a subject that's difficult to talk about...#grief. He recently sent out a tweet that started a conversation. Check out this very intimate interview.

 #UNews spoke to Comedian  @MCK who is making headlines for addressing a subject that's difficult to talk about... #grief. He recently sent out a tweet that started a conversation. Check out this very intimate interview.

I think the last 15 minutes of this podcast belong in the Smithsonian Museum of Audio Comedy.

Sure we're a terrible podcast with a garbage track record but THIS episode with THEE  @MCK is very very good https://megaphone.link/HTX6187392556

This is a campaign ad for Bernie

Hahahaha what

Hahahaha what

10 out of 10 rhapsodic posts on facebook about a new boyfriend are followed, a week later, by some version of "so turns out Derek was already married to a woman in Ohio, and his real name was Gus, and he wasn't actually 31, he was 48, and he's going back to jail for 'lewd acts' "

Must have sent it to my old email.

Must have sent it to my old email.

“can you take a selfie of me” is probably my moms most famous quote from Thanksgiving but saying “he’s an asshole” about various people whom she invited to dinner is a close second

“people’s lives are not commodities”

“people’s lives are not commodities”

Dryane Wade

Dryane Wade

One week ago I tweeted about grief, and a lot of people responded. I just wanted to apologize for being unable to respond individually to each of the thousands of comments that my wife and I read tearfully to each other.

Please quote tweet this with a nice opinion that won’t start some unnecessary shit on twitter. Say something chill for once, jeez.

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