MCK (@CruzKayne)

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http://michaelcruzkayne.com

A dermatologist's office

2010-12-20 04:01:02

live action little mermaid is a trip

my kids when there is only one bag of pirates booty left

kevin spacey did it

Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?

dropped off our foster with his forever owner today and I gotta tell ya he terrorized our kids and ate everything in our house that wasnโ€™t food and he will still be missed...is this what itโ€™s like to date a bad boy sound off in the comments

dropped off our foster with his forever owner today and I gotta tell ya he terrorized our kids and ate everything in our house that wasnโ€™t food and he will still be missed...is this what itโ€™s like to date a bad boy sound off in the comments

strong marianne williamson vibes

can we please please please let Kanye at least sit in on one of the debates

can we please please please let Kanye at least sit in on one of the debates

Build a statue of  @Stormy Daniels and erect it outside Trump Tower.

Iโ€™ve had a few great days but then I think about the cops who killed BREONNA TAYLOR are STILL not arrested. Probably at some backyard gathering having a ball and it fucks me up. Arrest Brett Hankison, Jonathan Mattingly, and Myles Cosgrove... enough is enough.

happy 4th

happy 4th

Mississippi election commissioner: "I'm concerned about voter registration in Mississippi," the commissioner wrote. "The blacks are having lots (of) events for voter registration. People in Mississippi have to get involved, too." https://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/story/news/local/2020/06/30/mississippi-election-commissioner-ac...

Can Joey Chestnut try to eat the coronavirus

i can only assume that  #Trump2020Landslide is a reference to some natural disaster that will dump the eastern seaboard into the ocean while he tweets WOW NEW COASTAL PROPERTIES AVAILABLE MAGA

only slightly better than the original slogan "you're gonna die and we're not gonna try to help you"

NEW: 'We need to live with it': White House readies new message for the nation on coronavirus https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/we-need-live-it-white-house-readies-new-message-natio...

The Shaq bit.

The Shaq bit.

BREAKING: Trump is proposing a rule allowing federally funded homeless shelters to turn away trans and gender non-conforming people โ€” in the midst of the highest unemployment rates our country has seen in decades.

over/under on her dying of mysterious causes before she testifies??

BIG NEWS: Sources -- Ghislaine Maxwell is in custody. Arrested on charges in the Southern District of NY. Story soon.

 @MCK Oh! So many of these classics: Row of legs Cranberry Shmanberry T-shirt fetish Dank Parenting Softcore Jazz

@CruzKayne Snorkels / The Snorks

 @MCK Snorkels / The Snorks

if you donโ€™t want to read a 5k word explanation of qualified immunity, this is the next best thing!

if you donโ€™t want to read a 5k word explanation of qualified immunity, this is the next best thing!

 @MCK The German word for โ€œbagpipesโ€: Dudelsack

 @MCK Orinoco Flow

 @MCK J.K. Simmons

 @MCK Shuttlecock. Balustrade. Landing (top of the stairs).

 @MCK Murder of crows

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